Not Your Mama's Feminism

Lady Guns and Harley Dagger
Militant radical feminists
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Get mad, stay classy
Be an angry cunt

thatismycreed:

Hello I’m Rosie and this is my 200 follower givaway!!  I have no clue why I have 200 followers, but you are all pretty awesome, even the ones who don’t ever even reblog anything from me.  Bless you all. (◡‿◡✿)

Anywho, as it says in my banner thingy, this isn’t a giveaway so much as it is me buying you stuff, because I ain’t got shit otherwise.  Basically, I’m throwing $150 at you to spend however the fuck you want, wherever the fuck you want.  I really don’t care what you buy.  Clothes, cosplay shit, action figures, commissions, pizza, dildos, I REALLY DON’T CARE.  Also, I will personally handle shipping, so if you wanna buy something for $8 and shipping is $60, you will still have $142 to spend, although I swear to god if you do something like that I will punch you right back into the middle ages.  ALTERNATIVELY, if you for some reason want to use that $150 for really personal things, like idk, bills or savings?? I will just send you it via paypal or somethin I dunno.  And if you don’t have paypal then so help me god we will use fucking snail-mail or some shit.

Also international stuff doesn’t really matter because I will be just putting your address in the “send to” thing, so, yeah.  But if for some reason it does come up, I got it covered, unless it’s really confusing, in which case I may hit you up for some explanations or something.

OKAY SO NOW THAT THAT’S OUTTA THE WAY here are some rules:

  • One like and one reblog!!  Because it doesn’t matter how many times you reblog anyways so why would you reblog it like a million times.  That’s just inconsiderate, you giant ass.
  • No side blogs!!  I will fuck you up.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win.  But if you were following me before this giveaway, you get an extra $50 to spend, because you were an original special baby. (◡‿◡✿)
  • This giveaway will end 3 PM CST on April 30th, for no particular reason other than it seems to be the norm to give a lot of time.  Otherwise I would end it on my birthday (3/31).
  • This pretty much goes without saying, but you have to have either your ask or submission box open and you have to be okay with giving me your address.  Literally this will not work if you don’t have both of those things.  Literally.
  • The winner has 48 hours to get back to me before I choose another winner.  (If this happens to you, talk to me and give me a really goddamn good excuse and I may slip you some money under the table, WHO THE HELL KNOWS.)
  • There will be only one winner, because I am not actually made out of money. I just like to pretend that I am.

SO THERE YOU GO.  If there are any questions or concerns or what have you, just direct them to my ask and we will discuss stuff!! 

(Source: petitspectre, via infamousnfamous)

sergeantharley: macpye: bigelephantsneverforget: sonneillonv: feminist-space: bellatrixnotswan: fear-the-songbird: aradiamegidoo: acerebral: i am going to fucking throw up right now what the fuck but why block their names?? people that put this kind of shit on facebook deserve to be publicly ridiculed Publicly ridiculed and publicly avoided! I tie you up and force your mouth open.  I shove chocolate cake down your throat.  More and more and more.  It hurts because I am being so rough, and because you are resisting and unprepared.  You are choking.  You can’t breathe.  You keep half-vomiting chocolate cake and being forced to swallow your own vomit because I keep stuffing more cake down your throat. “What’s wrong?” I ask.  ”You love chocolate cake.  You consensually eat chocolate cake all the time, so why aren’t you enjoying this?  Oh, I get it… you don’t enjoy this because society TELLS you not to,” I conclude as I shove my fist down your throat, scratching you raw with my fingernails for the thousandth time.  This time when you force yourself to swallow you taste blood, but at least we are defying societal norms. Remember, being unwillingly force-fed is healthy in small doses. this. Pleas name and shame these people. For the love of all things holy, people should know which prats are being completely brainless idiots. So we can steer clear of them, avoid them at all cost. I have no words, I’m that fucking pissed off. This hits me very, very close to home. Give me their names. I’ll show them how much smashing their faces in with a fucking wrench is good in “small doses.” I’ll beat the living shit out of them with a brick if I have to if it would get the message across that women are not your fucking play toys. -Lady Guns

sergeantharley:

macpye:

bigelephantsneverforget:

sonneillonv:

feminist-space:

bellatrixnotswan:

fear-the-songbird:

aradiamegidoo:

acerebral:

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i am going to fucking throw up right now what the fuck

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but why block their names?? people that put this kind of shit on facebook deserve to be publicly ridiculed

Publicly ridiculed and publicly avoided!

I tie you up and force your mouth open.  I shove chocolate cake down your throat.  More and more and more.  It hurts because I am being so rough, and because you are resisting and unprepared.  You are choking.  You can’t breathe.  You keep half-vomiting chocolate cake and being forced to swallow your own vomit because I keep stuffing more cake down your throat.

“What’s wrong?” I ask.  ”You love chocolate cake.  You consensually eat chocolate cake all the time, so why aren’t you enjoying this?  Oh, I get it… you don’t enjoy this because society TELLS you not to,” I conclude as I shove my fist down your throat, scratching you raw with my fingernails for the thousandth time.  This time when you force yourself to swallow you taste blood, but at least we are defying societal norms. Remember, being unwillingly force-fed is healthy in small doses.

this.

Pleas name and shame these people. For the love of all things holy, people should know which prats are being completely brainless idiots. So we can steer clear of them, avoid them at all cost.

I have no words, I’m that fucking pissed off. This hits me very, very close to home.

Give me their names. I’ll show them how much smashing their faces in with a fucking wrench is good in “small doses.” I’ll beat the living shit out of them with a brick if I have to if it would get the message across that women are not your fucking play toys.

-Lady Guns

enticingviolets: randomverbose: BiBi McGill Beyoncé’s Lead Guitarist and Musical Director. Yoga Teacher, Entrepreneur, Founder of Bibi’s Kale Chips Owner of the most badass deep purple afro I have ever seen. That’s a whole lot of awesome for one person. Love her. can I please have you?  BiBi was goddamn incredible at the Super Bowl. Watching her play guitar on stage, with fire coming out (or fireworks), was just awesome.

enticingviolets:

randomverbose:

BiBi McGill

Beyoncé’s Lead Guitarist and Musical Director.

Yoga Teacher, Entrepreneur, Founder of Bibi’s Kale Chips

Owner of the most badass deep purple afro I have ever seen.

That’s a whole lot of awesome for one person. Love her.

can I please have you? 

BiBi was goddamn incredible at the Super Bowl. Watching her play guitar on stage, with fire coming out (or fireworks), was just awesome.

(via magicalschoolbustonowhere)

Taking a Stand on Gun Violence (And Why It Matters)

I haven’t talked about this much, especially with the recent shooting at Newtown, CT, but I think now’s the time. We have to stop staying silent on issues that are literally killing our country. I’m not going to speak on Harley’s behalf, but I’m going to share my thoughts and views on gun control. I grew up in a very pro-gun family. We’re from the South, hunting and guns becomes a way of life there. My dad owned guns and (thankfully) locked them up in the house in a gun safe. It was just a part of life for me. But as I’ve grown and the experiences that I’ve been through, I’ve become very anti-gun. I don’t think there’s a place for them in society, whether here in the U.S. or in other countries. Guns are designed to kill and maim and I see no use of them. But this way of thinking came at a heavy personal cost to me.

When I was 16, I lost my ex-boyfriend to gang violence. He and one of our close personal friends were shot in a drug deal gone wrong and died of their injuries 2 days later. He had a gun on him. But that wasn’t enough to save him. So whenever I have to hear pro-gun advocates say, “It’s for personal protection! If someone attacks me, I can keep myself safe.” Having a killing machine on you doesn’t keep you safe from other guns. It may stop an attacker with a knife, but even that’s on the table.

I think one of our biggest problems in the U.S. is how flippant we are of how we view guns. They’re as ingrained into our country’s DNA as apple pie and red, white, and blue. We can buy them at Walmart and can get free ones when we open a bank account. We play with them as toys and in our video games. Men with guns are glorified as heroes. But that comes at a price. 

In 2013 alone, we have had five school shootings and we are three weeks into the year. You can do the math. 19 people alone were killed or injured on “Gun Appreciation Day” this year. This goes beyond Newtown, CT. We have to mourn our children one day and then the next day send them back into what’s quickly turning into the most dangerous place for them. Every day I have to log onto the news and see headlines of another school shooting. I’m terrified for my friends in college and constantly think, “Will they be next?” That constant level of fear is what our gun culture is turning us into. And the pro-gun advocates are turning the recent push for legislation as a crusade on their god-given rights.

When I watch people from the NRA get so adamant about what they deserve, I honestly can’t help but wonder, “Have we lost our empathy?” Has our lack of understand for other people’s loss turned us as cold as the steel of our precious guns? The parents of Newtown had to bury their children a week before Christmas last year. Presents were left unopened beneath the tree. Parents of the college and high school students had to call desperately to find out if their children are even alive. We shouldn’t have to live like this. We shouldn’t have to live in a constant state of fear.

So what needs to be done? We need stronger background checks and mental health screenings to help keep guns out of the hands of people that could cause a threat to society. We need to limit the amount of guns that a single person can have. A handgun and a hunting rifle should be it. We don’t need assault rifles for civilian use. We don’t need extended magazines. We have them because we want them and think we deserve them. Amour piercing bullets don’t need to be on the streets. I also think that, after all that is said and done, we need to look at our police forces. The Second Amendment was created in case of a second revolution. But let’s face it, that’s not happening any time soon. We haven’t been invaded since our formation as a country. But having high powered weapons out of our police force is a good idea too. I do agree to an extent that our country’s police has gotten out of hands, but for different reasons that extend farther than gun control. 

We can not keep living like this. I don’t want to see more innocent people die, whether from lack of trigger discipline, mental illness, or just general carelessness. I don’t want more people I love to fall victims to guns. Our country needs a change, both in law and mindset. Because, if we can’t change the way we think about guns, the body count will continue to rise.

letmedothis: OhMiBod (Music Responsive Vibrator) GIVEAWAY This is a combination Valentine’s Day / 10,000 follower celebration giveaway. I’ve been trying to think of something different and fun for my next giveaway and the OhMiBod fits the bill perfectly. If you’re not familiar with it, there’s a video review and details here. Basically, it’s a vibrator that responds to the beat of your music, but also has 7 preset patterns for manual mode. It works with iPods, iPhones or any other audio source with a headphone jack. It’s new in the box, never opened, never used. It includes the 3-foot cord, headphone connector and carrying case. If you’re single, it’s my Valentine’s Gift to you. If you have a partner, it’s something you can enjoy together and a great gift idea for those looking for a naughty gift this year :) The rules Must be 18 years old or older (seriously, don’t even bother reblogging if you’re not) Must live in the U.S.A. or Canada.   Must be following my blog - letmedothis.com  Must reblog this post at least once.  Likes and comments do not count Must leave the rules an description intact when reblogging Can reblog once a day.  Yes, I’m checking.  Must respond to winning message within 2 days or I draw again.   Each reblog is assigned a number and a random number generator will give me the winner.  If the winner does not respond within 2 days, I’ll draw again until it’s gone. The drawing is on February 9th, 2013 so I can ship it for arrival before Valentine’s Day.  *Due to the nature of the giveaway, I will not reveal the winner publicly if requested not to. Questions or comments go here :)  

letmedothis:

OhMiBod (Music Responsive Vibrator) GIVEAWAY

This is a combination Valentine’s Day / 10,000 follower celebration giveaway. I’ve been trying to think of something different and fun for my next giveaway and the OhMiBod fits the bill perfectly. If you’re not familiar with it, there’s a video review and details here. Basically, it’s a vibrator that responds to the beat of your music, but also has 7 preset patterns for manual mode. It works with iPods, iPhones or any other audio source with a headphone jack.

It’s new in the box, never opened, never used. It includes the 3-foot cord, headphone connector and carrying case. If you’re single, it’s my Valentine’s Gift to you. If you have a partner, it’s something you can enjoy together and a great gift idea for those looking for a naughty gift this year :)

The rules

  • Must be 18 years old or older (seriously, don’t even bother reblogging if you’re not)
  • Must live in the U.S.A. or Canada.  
  • Must be following my blog - letmedothis.com 
  • Must reblog this post at least once.  Likes and comments do not count
  • Must leave the rules an description intact when reblogging
  • Can reblog once a day.  Yes, I’m checking. 
  • Must respond to winning message within 2 days or I draw again.  

Each reblog is assigned a number and a random number generator will give me the winner.  If the winner does not respond within 2 days, I’ll draw again until it’s gone. The drawing is on February 9th, 2013 so I can ship it for arrival before Valentine’s Day.  *Due to the nature of the giveaway, I will not reveal the winner publicly if requested not to.

Questions or comments go here :)  

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dismissed.

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dismissed.

(Source: charleswhiskey, via thelovelyphones)

and-rohan-will-answer: theangrycunt: thegoddamazon: thedarkchocolatedandy: thequeenofmorons: timothydelaghetto: timeformetobehappy: strawberriesandabs: I made this to show everyone that number sizes always differ. I always used to freak out when I had to go up a size at store, but things are just made differently! I took all three of these photos today. LOOK AT THIS MY FRIENDS. So important. A lot of stores will actually make their size numbers smaller than the actual fit so girls feel more confident shopping there and wearing the pants. Yep. It’s called vanity sizing, and it really sucks. They actually do the same with men’s sizes ass well I wear a size 8 in Express jeans…but a fucking 14 at American Eagle. How does that even… There are some brands of jeans that vary in size for me depending on the cut and style. It’s really weird. And then you got Primark where a size 8 and 16 in the same fucking style/cut will be the same size… Before I got hips, I was a size 5 in most every style of jeans. Go into walmart and try and buy some Miley Cyrus brand and can barely fit into a size 13. Don’t trust branding people! -Lady Guns

and-rohan-will-answer:

theangrycunt:

thegoddamazon:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

thequeenofmorons:

timothydelaghetto:

timeformetobehappy:

strawberriesandabs:

I made this to show everyone that number sizes always differ. I always used to freak out when I had to go up a size at store, but things are just made differently! I took all three of these photos today.

LOOK AT THIS MY FRIENDS. So important.

A lot of stores will actually make their size numbers smaller than the actual fit so girls feel more confident shopping there and wearing the pants.

Yep. It’s called vanity sizing, and it really sucks.

They actually do the same with men’s sizes ass well

I wear a size 8 in Express jeans…but a fucking 14 at American Eagle.

How does that even…

There are some brands of jeans that vary in size for me depending on the cut and style. It’s really weird.

And then you got Primark where a size 8 and 16 in the same fucking style/cut will be the same size…

Before I got hips, I was a size 5 in most every style of jeans. Go into walmart and try and buy some Miley Cyrus brand and can barely fit into a size 13. Don’t trust branding people!

-Lady Guns

A little thing to get to know Harley better (And now Lady Guns too!)

Was tagged by mrbeareatschildren

RULES:
Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person that tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Harley:

  1. Whats your least favorite movie?
    I don’t really have a least favorite movie, there are a lot of movies I don’t like. I can’t pinpoint one.
  2. Can you change the oil on a car?
    Nope, but it’s something I want to learn to do when I get a car and start driving.
  3. Do you have any pets?
    I have one kitty, Sputnik who’s about 17 or 18 years old.
  4. What is your biggest fear?
    Failure in life. And walking on bridges that are over train tracks or water.
  5.  If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Razzmatazz.
  6. What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?
    That I’ve never had sex.
  7. What goal you would like to achieve this year?
    Get a job so I can either move out of my house and into an apartment.  Or move to Pittsburgh and continue on with my life somewhere new.
  8. If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book/tv show/movie, who would it be?
    John Bender from the Breakfast Club.
  9. If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?
    Probably age 12, just because I’d want to try and change somethings in the past.
  10. You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?
    Applebee’s Queso Blanco dip with chips, Chipotle veggie burrito bowl, and mike’s hard lemonade.
  11. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
    Sons of Anarchy
Lady Guns:
  1. Whats your least favorite movie? 
    Valhalla Rising. It’s such an awful movie, I will never watch it again. Boring and slow for 2 hours.
  2. Can you change the oil on a car?
    Surprisingly, yes, seeing as I don’t have a car.
  3. Do you have any pets? 
    I have my kitty here, Rima, and my kitty at my parent’s house, Pixie.
  4. What is your biggest fear?
    Being unloved. 
  5.  If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Goldenrod
  6. What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?
    I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life.
  7. What goal you would like to achieve this year?
    Hopefully start a relationship I can settle down in.
  8. If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book/tv show/movie, who would it be?
    Janie from Their Eyes Were Watching God. What a boss.
  9. If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?
    Umm.. Probably 25? Just to see if all my planes go through like I hope.
  10. You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?
    Vegetarian pot pie, mash potatoes, cornbread, fried green beans. Southern food ftw.
  11. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
    I would say LOST or Game of Thrones, but I rather like staying alive, so probably Scrubs or something funny like that.